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Hesaurus

Hesaurus: Redefining the way you use Budfucker

By no means will we leave the men out in this journey of word domination!

The Hesaurus cruises along the coat tails of the Shesaurus, providing alternative synonyms to everyday terms not found in your typical dictionary or thesaurus.

With over 3500+ terms, the Hesaurus is the ultimate resource guide for gender study programs, bloggers, journalists, lyricists, screenwriters or authors. - Keshia Kola.

THE PUERILE SCORE

The Puerile Score is America’s favorite inglorious online news magazine that features writing styles of the witty, satirical and absurd.

Interested in sharing your puerile insanity with the world? Puerile Score is looking for constributing comedy writers, smart asses, rants and other delicious nonsense. To be considered please submit your blog links or writing samples to: ps@penmarpress.com

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Penmar Press is an independent publisher specializing in comedy, satire and brazen imprudence. Based in Los Angeles, we like to think of ourselves as the chicken soup for the smart ass soul. Founded in 2005, our goal is to inspire, insult and turn every american into a guilt-free, fun-loving asshole. Oops, too late!

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Shesaurus

Shesaurus: Think You Know Women?

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The Shesaurus is Pop Culture's first women's dictionary-thesaurus that dares to go where no other reference book have gone before. It is the ultimate study guide that focuses on society's characterization of women from the 19th century Victorian to today's Hip Hop video Vixen.

The Shesaurus is a fun, resourceful and educational collection of idioms society has caste on women over the years that covers a wide variety of origins including Hip Hop, Yiddish, British, N'Italian and Military slang terms.

Women are under constant scrutiny and inspection, it seems the more power we gain the more labels we have attached to our name. This book goes beyond Herbst's, Wimmin, Wimps & Wallflowers; it is a journey through history's influence on the female community. Have you ever been labelled or characterized by unfamiliar terms such as: White Liver Lady, Dicky Broad, Plaster Caster or Victualler? Not sure if you've been praised or dissed? Too embarrassed to ask? The Shesuarus provides all the answers and much more! Think you know women? You have no idea!

As a writer, I've always wanted a resource guide that provides options for even the most unflattering synonyms not found in your typical dictionary or thesaurus. With over 2500+ terms, The Shesaurus is the ultimate resource guide for womens’ study programs, bloggers, journalists, lyricists, screenwriters or authors. – Keshia Kola